Total Medals Earned: 87 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,995 Points
Medals Earned: 13/14 (415/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Killcount: 300
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 10/10 (390/390 points)
Kill three birds.
Kill an enemy with a headshot.
Respawn three times.
Complete the training.
Kill seven enemies.
Jump from a 50 meter height building without dying.
Kill ten enemies.
Rescue three hostages.
Complete the mission twice.
Complete the mission.
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)